Shit Sandwich

• Because Mayweather genuinely is the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world (0%)
  
• Because the referee was over-cautious and didn't let the fight flow, to Mayweather's advantage (0%)
  
• Because he's a prune-faced nasal-voiced Rooney-a-like who should have stuck to petty crime and roofing. (17%)
  
• Because the only thing the English excel at nowadays is boozing. (17%)
  
• I couldn't give a toss. (67%)
  

Total Votes: 6

• By calling them "Sugar Tits" (13%)
  
• By calling them "Candy Snatch" (20%)
  
• By locking them up for fifteen days whilst a howling mob outside calls for their execution (7%)
  
• By not giving a toss (33%)
  
• Enjoy it whilst it lasts. As you get older, you'll provoke nothing but pure revulsion from women (27%)
  

Total Votes: 15

• Old Spice (11%)
  
• Dieted-to-buggery-for- the-tour-and-now- looks-weird Spice (0%)
  
• Geri-Hating Spice (0%)
  
• Geri-LOATHING-to-the-point -where-she-can-barely- stand-to-be-in-the- same-room Spice (11%)
  
• Lost-her-final-shred-of- dignity-but-at-least-the- money's-some-kind-of- compensation Spice (11%)
  
• Mrs Thatcher (11%)
  
• Couldn't Give a Toss (56%)
  

Total Votes: 18

• By crying like a girl (11%)
  
• By gritting your teeth, showing no emotion and knuckling down like a real man (19%)
  
• By stamping your little feet, shouting a lot and breaking things, like Shit (37%)
  
• I couldn't give a toss (11%)
  
• I don't tend to play sport, as I'm fat (22%)
  

Total Votes: 27

• His honest, hardworking approach to the game (0%)
  
• The fact that he looked like Tony Soprano (22%)
  
• The genial, down-to-earth attitude which he displayed toward press and players (11%)
  
• The fact that he sounded like a porn star - "Ja, I'm here to ficksh the plumbing..." (22%)
  
• I couldn't give a Toss-enham (44%)
  

Total Votes: 9